What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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